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Smut Slam

August 16 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pm

Smut Slam is storytelling open mic, where audience members sign up to tell 5-minute, real-life, first-person sex stories. A panel of celebrity judges awards prizes for exceptional storytelling moxie, and in between stories, the hosts read anonymous questions and confessions submitted by the audience to the Fuckbucket.

How Does Smut Slam Work? 

(text from DC SmutSlam)

Slammers sign up at the event to tell a 5-minute dirty story, based on their real-life experiences. A lucky 8 to 10 names will be drawn at random to tell their stories.

(This means that YOU are the show! It’s not pre-planned or curated– this is a true open mic. Not a Smut Slammer? You’re still welcome and you’re in for a great time! We just need everyone to know that this is an audience participation event.)

A panel of local celebrity judges awards each slammer points based on story arc (does it have a beginning, middle, and end?), storytelling presentation, commitment to the theme, sticking to the 5-minute limit, and “X factor” (that certain something they liked about it). Judging is all in good fun!

Winners receive sexy prize packages from our sponsors – you’ll be VERY happy with your prizes.

And don’t forget the FUCKBUCKET! Our Bucket Babe will be circulating throughout the night to collect anonymous questions and confessions that the audience writes down, some of which your hosts will read in between stories. At the end of the evening, we draw a raffle from the bucket for a spectacular steel sex toy from sponsor Njoy Toys. Want some examples? Check out the Fuckbucket at DC SmutSlam!

Who are your hosts?

Mindi Mimosa

Smut Slam DC’s co-producer Mindi Mimosa has been popping corks throughout DC since October 2012. Sassy, cheeky, and a little bit boozy, Mindi’s quick wit and flirtatious stylings always take center-stage and command audience attention. This rowdy dame has an affinity for laughter, smut, and bourbon. Her burlesque stylings leave you laughing and hopefully a little sexually confused. Previously, she co-founded and produced the kickass show Barenaked Comedy, a wildly successful burlesque/standup comedy mashup. When she is not Smutting it up, she can be seen performing at and hosting burlesque shows around the city. If you are interested in booking her, please send an email to: mindi@dc.smutslam.com

Diva Darling

A classically trained triple threat who ran away to join the burlesque, Diva Darling is a force of nature who’s the perfect storm of high femme and lowbrow. As a femme-cee, this curvy, queer Beltway bombshell puts the “imp” back in “imperious” with a mix of wisecracking banter, old-school glam, and the ability to get an audience screaming for more. When she’s not blazing a body-positive trail across burlesque stages throughout the region, Diva is the sex-positive fairy godmother of marketing and one of the bloggers and sex educators at the adult boutique Lotus Blooms in Old Town Alexandria. Follow her potty-mouthed rantings and join her glittertastic adventures at DivaMojo.com, or reach out to her with inquiries for bookings, SSDC questions, or offers of lavish tribute at diva@dc.smutslam.com.

This event is put on by Smut Slam DC, which is a franchise of Smut Slam International, created by Cameryn Moore. Diva Darling and Mindi Mimosa are the co-producers and hosts of Smut Slam DC.

Details

Date:
August 16
Time:
8:00 pm - 11:00 pm
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